Guess What? Chicken Butt!!!
 
this is the jokes page. they dont have to be all jokes. puns, stories and chuck norris jokes all welcome. dont bag on me though, i have to come up with them you know.
1.A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

here are a bunch of them in q & a form:
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
A: They don't know the route.
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

ahhh humor, a great thing to have!

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, "It's blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I'd come out there and give you what's coming to you!"

that one is funny. think about it. ponder the moment.

A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head.

"I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde.

"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.

"I can't cut your hair with the walkman on your ears!" says the beauty specialist getting annoyed.

"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"

The beauty specialist, outraged and flustered, grabs the walkman and throws it off the head of the blonde. Within seconds, the blonde dies. When the specialist picks up the walkman to listen, she hears it repeating "breath in, breath out, breath in".

hahaha! that souns like something my good friend sunshine would do, or irish blond. she would do it to. blondes are fun! this week the jokes are about blondes. take the time and send in your best jokes. hey, we can have a contest. then people can vote on the best ones. ok here it is: send in your best blonde jokes until thurs day. then friday and saturday, vote! you cant vote for your own! have fun!
~Freckles
 


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Freckles
06/04/2010 21:25

hey guys just want to let you know that you can post jokes and stuff!

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sunshine
06/04/2010 21:52

i resemble that remark! but still ur mean!!!!! i no ur talking about me to by the way its m.a.p or as u like to call it "sunshine" and i no tons of blonde jokes!!! ok so heres one: theres a blonde, brunett, and a red head and the are stranded on a island when they find a genie lamp. they rub it and out comes a genie and he gives them each 1 wish. so the brunett says "i wish i was on a plane heading back for home" so she disappears and is on a plane headed for home. the the redhead says "i wish i was in a ship headed for home" so she disappears and is on a ship headed for home. then its the blondes turn. she says "i wish i had my friends back!" so her friends appear back.......! haha thats one of my favorites

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Freckles
06/05/2010 08:59

YES!!!! someone left a joke. i personally vote that one for being the first!!!! and you r blond so that is y i put u with the blonde jokes. you know u r jealous of my meanness!

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shortstack
06/05/2010 19:00

ok heres a very funny one ... ... darn im so blond i forgot it oops

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0_o
06/05/2010 20:18

hahaha here's a few even though i am against blonde jokes

1. In a high school class, they were discussing the qualifications for becoming President. The requirements are pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years old.
A blonde girl in the class piped up and began complaining about how unfair it was to require the candidate to be a natural born citizen. In her opinion, that made it impossible for many qualified people to run for the office. She went on and on, wrapping up her argument with "What makes a natural born citizen more qualified to be President than one born by C-Section?"

2. On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

3. Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.

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shortstack
06/05/2010 21:05

i vote the train track one tehe i would do that

there is a magical bridge you say somthing you want to be a brenet walks on the bridge and asks to be a bird so she flys away a red head asks to be a fish so she swims away when the blond walks on the bridge and trips on nothing she says CRAP and falls on the ground being poo

why are blond jokes always girls i am a guy and i would do these things but when i trip i dont trip it is a gravitational surge

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shortstack
06/06/2010 08:42

there is a magical swing. when you jump off the swing you say a type of bird you want to be. a brenet jumps off the swing and he yells eagle and he turns into a eagle. the red head jumps off the swing and yells sparrow so he turns into a sparrow. then a dumb blond jumps off the swing and he yells peingiun and falls on the ground

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Freckles
06/06/2010 08:51

would YOU yell penguin? i know u would be hit by the train ,be turned to crap, and..... oh PENGUIN i forgot!

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shortstack
06/06/2010 08:54

i wouldnt yell peinguin id yell ostrige they are taller

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shortstack
06/06/2010 10:01

q. how do you drown a blonde?
a. put a scrach and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

q. how does she supprise you?
a. she tells you it smells like straberry

q. how do you entertain a blonde?
a. write turn this paper over on the bottom and top of the paper she will keep fliping it over and over again

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Freckles
06/06/2010 11:40

this contest isnt going good. o well. we can use these jokes with Mrs. Firestone!

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nat :P
06/06/2010 11:52

some blondes were at the mall and got lost.
they find a map and see on it a red arrow that says "YOU ARE HERE"
one of them exclaims,"wow how do they know that?"

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Freckles
06/06/2010 14:01

since only 1 person voted, the train joke wins!

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shortstack-sister...
06/06/2010 14:13

how do you trick a blond?? you put a penny in the corner of a round room... how does she surprise you?? she brings you the penny...

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shortstack
06/06/2010 15:38

2 people voted not just 1 so there is a tie between sunshines joke and 0_o's joke but i dont think freckles vote should count...

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shortstack
06/06/2010 15:45

these jokes r boring when r we going to have racist jokes those are more fun...

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unicorn
06/06/2010 15:53

why must you pick on blondes, freckles??? racist jokes ARE funnier, but their not nice. :)) haha freckles, dont you just love telling racist jokes??? well see you tomorrow!! oh no.. tomorrow's tha concert!!!! :O i dont think we're ready. well lets pray we do a good job.

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shortstack
06/06/2010 15:56

im ready for the concert but ill probably trip on the way to the stage...

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nat :P
06/06/2010 16:02

awww... were gunna kinda suck 2morrow
i hope some people practiced over the weekend

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shortstack
06/06/2010 16:06

i onlp practiced once thats not good... ill practice more tomarrow

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nat :P
06/06/2010 16:08

racist jokes r mean
blonde jokes r mean 2
but people dont get as offended by them

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nat :P
06/06/2010 16:10

ooooooh! we should do yo mama jokes!

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shortstack
06/06/2010 16:13

that is cause it takes blondes a lot longer to figute out how mean they r because we r blonde

q. howdo you make a blonde laugh on sunday
a. tell them a joke on monday

q. if you drop a blonde and a penny which one will hit the ground first
a. the penny b/c the blonde had to stop for directions

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shortstack
06/06/2010 16:13

what do you got against my mom?!?!

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shortstack
06/06/2010 16:19

does the next contest start on monday?

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sunshine
06/06/2010 18:15

im not in band.........so good look u people!!!! im gonna watch it so i can c my twin and company perform haha...........................

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sunshine
06/06/2010 18:19

and by the way i watched americas got talent and the cj kid (the playa haha) was really good!!!!!!!! he reminded me of a kid from my old school...

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sunshine
06/06/2010 18:22

wait..................shortstack are u the person that sits next to me in history and english.......the one that i got to start talking cuz i talk alot.....o well i'll just ask tomorrow cuz i feel lik a blonde cuz im just leaving comments and no one is here to respond...............haha

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0_o
06/06/2010 18:29

aghhhh don't remind me of the concert!!! hey sunshine remember wut i texted u yesterday!!!

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sunshine
06/06/2010 18:33

:O yes! hey..........wat ezactly does ur nick name mean???? haha

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shortstack
06/06/2010 19:39

yes i am the kid who sits next to you in history/english and dont remind me of that concert either...

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shortstack
06/06/2010 19:49

i cant belive cj is white! but he was very good

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Freckles
06/07/2010 07:39

white people r good too! gotta go gunna be late on the buss

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shortstack
06/07/2010 17:30

you spelled bus wrong butt you aree nott as goood att spellling as mee

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nat :P
06/07/2010 17:46

these conversations r no longer about blonde jokes

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shortstack
06/09/2010 21:06

yeah shouldnt comments be put on the comments page...

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Missanijv
06/15/2010 18:42

OM Gosh!
These jokes are TOTALLY offensive! I'm not even Blonde and they are still offensive to me! X-(
P.S. I still think that my website is better than urs! HA HA HA HA!!!!

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shortstack
06/16/2010 07:37

how do u think i feel im actualy blonde

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shortstack
06/17/2010 16:54

no one comments here any more

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shortstack
06/17/2010 17:25

yay 40 comments!!

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nat :P
06/17/2010 21:07

LAKERS WON!!!!!

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spongey :)
06/21/2010 08:52

wow.... :)

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shortstack
06/21/2010 20:52

yay lakers!!! btw whos spongey??

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nat :P
06/23/2010 16:34

and y did they put "wow... :)" ???

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spongy :)
06/24/2010 13:18

i was surprised...no offense to the lakers but i didnt think they were gonna win

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nat :P
06/24/2010 17:47

oh.

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spongy :)
06/24/2010 21:24

Sorry..

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shortstack
06/29/2010 13:10

i didnt think da lakers was gunna win either... but dey did yyaayy!!

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borring...
07/07/2010 10:10

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yay 50 comments
07/10/2010 12:08


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ceeee
08/19/2013 02:59

Out of date..

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